Deb Clarington Quotes in Night of the Living Deb (2015)

Deb Clarington: [seeing a zombie outbreak and first thinking it's fake] Boy, the parade's really going downhill.

Deb Clarington: [Ryan suggests that the zombies could be made human again] Even if it's true, would they want to? How could you live with yourself knowing you ate your roommate's lower intestines?

Deb Clarington: I know this city is dead, but this is ridiculous.

[mimes a drum beat]

Deb Clarington: You saved a zombie, you didn't undo apartheid.

Ryan Waverly: [on the staff at the DMV] I bet they'll be more alive as undead than they were human.

Deb Clarington: [impersonating a zombie] Umm organ donors rrr.

Deb Clarington: [on her now-zombiefied anchorwoman colleague] She's got so much Botox in her, I doubt she'll ever decompose.

Deb Clarington: [sees zombies in the office] The morning staff meeting... they're more lively than usual.