Christian Wolff Quotes in The Accountant (2016)

Christian Wolff: I like dogs playing poker... because dogs would never bet on things; so it's incongruous. I like incongruity.

Christian Wolff: [Dana is coming on to him] I have trouble socializing with people... but I want to.

Christian Wolff: [In a note he leaves for her at his poignant departure] Dana, you deserve Wow. - C.

Dana Cummings: What is this place?

Christian Wolff: Panamerica Airstream, 34ft 7inches long, 8ft 5 inches wide. Dimensions which are perfectly adequate for one person. Preferable, even.

Dana Cummings: This is where you live?

Christian Wolff: No, I don't live here, this is a storage unit, that would be weird.

Lamar Blackburn: Why in God's name did I ever hire you?

Christian Wolff: To leak-proof your books. Dana found a mistake and you wanted to be sure it was safe to go public, and now you want to kill her.

Lamar Blackburn: I'm fond of Dana. But I restore lives, not Dana! Me! Men, women, children, I give them hope, make them whole. Do you even know what that's like?

Christian Wolff: Yes, I do.

[shoots Blackburn in the head. Looks at Braxton]

Christian Wolff: Sorry.

Brax: I missed you.

Christian Wolff: I have a highly functioning form of autism

[repeated line]

Christian Wolff: I need to finish.

Christian Wolff: Pulls to the left. You might consider using a round with a superior ballistic coefficient.

Christian Wolff: [In response to the farmer's wife, saying she collected the raw materials for her home-made jewellery in, "the truck" ] The *company* truck.

Christian Wolff: [Spoken very calmly, after an intense scene ] We should go.

Dana Cummings: My dad was an accountant. He actually... You know, he had the whole schtick. He... You know, the little amortization book, with the green eye-shade. The, like dorky pocket protector and...

Christian Wolff: I've got a pocket protector.

Dana Cummings: That's a nice one. I mean, his was dorky, I guess. Yours is nice.

Rita Blackburn: And...

Christian Wolff: [mentally calculating] 61 million, 679 thousand, and some change.

Rita Blackburn: Who did it, best guess.

Christian Wolff: I don't guess.

Young Chris's Father: [Chris, while watching Dana sleeping on the couch, flashes back to something his father told him] You're different. Sooner or later the difference scares people.

Christian Wolff: [Writes a note for Dana as he's leaving] You deserve Wow - C