Charlie Hinton Quotes in Daddy Day Care (2003)

Phil: [in the carrot suit] Nobody likes broccoli!

Charlie Hinton: [in the broccoli suit] Ben likes broccoli! Don't you, Ben?

Ben: Nope.

Charlie Hinton: You turned my own sprout against me? Now you're gonna die!

Ben: Remember when you broke my yo-yo?

Charlie Hinton: I did not break your yo-yo.

Ben: You did!

Charlie Hinton: I did not break your yo-yo.

Ben: Yes, you did!

Charlie Hinton: Your yo-yo was broke.

Ben: Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Admit-admit it! Ya killin me! Ya really killin me!

Charlie Hinton: So... what else can we learn about?

Jamie: Dolphins. Dolphins are good.

Max: Dolphins are fish!

Becca: No, they're not!

Max: Yeah-huh, they live in water!

Becca: That doesn't mean they're fish!

Charlie Hinton: Hey, hey, hey... Calm down now. Maybe we should just ask another question here.

Jamie: ...Where do babies come from?

Charlie Hinton: Eh, eh... Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than *that*?

Charlie Hinton: Hey, man, how did it go in there?

Max: ...I missed.

Charlie Hinton: He heh... what does that mean?

Max: I missed!

Charlie Hinton: Oh, hell, no!

Charlie Hinton: If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush.

Charlie Hinton: Today we need some organization and planned activities.

Phil: No. We need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need.

Charlie Hinton: Ok, you're gonna go out straight for a pass, and I want you to be my blocker. You're gonna come across and cut left and I'll...

Max: How 'bout we just run in a circle?

Charlie Hinton: ...Yeah, OK, that's a better idea! How 'bout we just aaaall run in a circle?

Becca: We need more learning about things!

Charlie Hinton: More learning about things?

Becca: Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!

Charlie Hinton: [after Crispin had kicked Charlie in the shin] I'll see you tomorrow Crispin. Tomorrow!

Charlie Hinton: Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family.

Charlie Hinton: If you put your kids through this they're gonna be miserable in four languages...

Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan: Five, we start Portugese in the fall.

[last lines]

Charlie Hinton: Whoa! Hey, little man!

[looks around room]

Charlie Hinton: I'd say this wasn't a bad trade-off.

Ben: Yeah, Dad.

Crispin: [shouts] Shut-up, Butthead!

Charlie Hinton: Shut-up, Butthead? I'm sure your mommy and daddy don't like you talking like that. When your mommy comes to get you I'm going to tell her what you said.

[Crispin kicks Charlies shin]

Charlie Hinton: [yells] Owww!

Charlie Hinton: Wow, goats really love pie

[first lines]

Ben: Good morning, Daddy.

Charlie Hinton: Hey, Ben, how you doing, man?

[yawn]

Charlie Hinton: Oh, God. Daddy's got to get ready for work.

Ben: Can't you stay home?

Charlie Hinton: No, I got a big day at work today. A real big day.

Charlie Hinton: Okay, this is it. Time to give 'em a summer they'll never forget.

[bus crashes into cabin]

Phil: They won't forget that.