Calvin Fuller Quotes in A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)

Calvin Fuller: Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.

Calvin Fuller: Let's boogey.

Calvin Fuller: Geez, this always works in the movies!

Calvin Fuller: Lord Elastic!

Calvin Fuller: [to Kane, after the King's announcement that anyone can enter the tournament] That's your cue, professor.

Princess Katey: [seeing Calvin in his underwear] You Recedans wear very strange garments.

Calvin Fuller: [looks down, realizes he is in his boxer shorts] Oh!

[struggling to put his pants on]

Calvin Fuller: Excuse me!

[referring to Lord Belasco]

Calvin Fuller: Oh, the dork in the purple dress. We've met.

Head Guard: No, I'm afraid Rock n' Roll will not work this time.

Calvin Fuller: You're wrong.

[He takes out the disc man]

Calvin Fuller: It is the great equalizer.

[He unleashes a red beam from the disc man on the head guard, causing him to fall off from the back side of the castle]