Big Jim Quotes in Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage (2008)

Big Jim: Who died and made YOU max Factor?

Rudy: C'mon Jeff! You've seen how bad business is. Thanks to Fuchs, our name is mud! Look... we had nuns, protesting out front when I got here this morning.

Jeff: Nuns?

Rudy: Yeah. I had to have Jim turn the firehose on them.

Big Jim: [holds up the still wet firehose] And I knocked them motherfuckers right on they asses, too.

[Rudy and Big Jim are watching Barbara's commercial, which has been doctored]

Barbara Jane Fuchs: Come down and see the, uh, mile of cars we have on our lot.

Rudy: Did she just say "mile of cars"? She said she had a "mile of cars".

Big Jim: That's the most blatant claim of false advertising I ever heard in my life...

Big Jim: I don't know Rudy. I ain't never sold no damn cars before.

Rudy: It's easy Jim. All you have to do is get them in that car. Nothing sells a car better than a car itself. Now remember this you have to get their confidence, get their friendship, get their trust. Then get their money.