Betty Rubble Quotes in The Flintstones (1994)

Betty Rubble: Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does?

Mrs. Pyrite: Mr. and Mrs. Rubble, this is your little boy.

[Presents Bamm-Bamm]

Betty Rubble: Oh, Barney, isn't he precious?

Fred Flintstone: [aside to Wilma] Precious? They'd have been better off with the monkey.

Wilma Flintstone: Fred!

Betty Rubble: Does he have a name?

Mrs. Pyrite: Bamm-Bamm.

Barney Rubble: Is that short for something?

Mrs. Pyrite: Bamm-Bamm-Bamm. You're going to have to take it slowly with this one. He doesn't speak yet and is a little skittish around humans, but, then again, I would be too if I'd been raised by wild Mastadons. Ha ha ha.

Betty Rubble, Barney Rubble: Mastadons?

Mrs. Pyrite: Let's not nitpick! A mammal's a mammal.

Store Manager: Mrs. Rubble, there seems to be a slight problem with your credit card.

Betty Rubble: Really? What's that?

Store Manager: It's no damn good!

[Breaks the card with a hammer]

Betty Rubble: You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves.

Barney Rubble: You too, huh?

Betty Rubble: Oh, Barney, they've changed. I hardly know them since Fred's become a big shot.

Barney Rubble: And it should be us squanderin' all our money and treatin' our friends like dirt.

Betty Rubble: What do you mean?

Barney Rubble: Nothin'. Just sour grapes, I guess.

Betty Rubble: Don't worry, Barney. It's gonna get better. One day, we'll look back on all this, and we'll laugh.

Barney Rubble: Gee, I hope so, Betty, 'cause tomorrow they got me testing shark repellent.

[they both grimace]

Fred Flintstone: Well, I'm not going to jail, but it won't be easy finding a new job. What kind of reference is Mr. Slate gonna give me after I destroyed his quarry.

Betty Rubble: Aw, none of this was your fault, Fred. I'm sure Mr. Slate will understand.

Mr. Slate: [screams] FLINTSTONE!

Fred Flintstone: Sure, now he gets my name right.

Wilma: This has gone far enough! After everything that we've done for you! We took you into our home!

Betty Rubble: Oh, yeah, so you could show off every chance you got. You used to be such nice people but now... you're just a couple of rich snobs! Hmph!

Barney Rubble: Fred, did you hear what happened to everyone at the quarry today?

Fred Flintstone: Yep! A few hours ago, I sent them all off on a nice, long vacation.

Barney Rubble: You mean a permanent vacation?

[to Wilma and Betty]

Barney Rubble: He fired them!

Wilma: Fred! How could you?

Fred Flintstone: I didn't do that!

Barney Rubble: You did, too! It's all over the TV!

Wilma: Fred!

Fred Flintstone: Wilma, who are you gonna believe? Me or some busboy?

Betty Rubble: That busboy is your best friend!

Fred Flintstone: Best friend? Best friend? I lost my best friend the day I became an executive! He's just jealous of my hard-earned success!

Barney Rubble: Hard-earned? Tell me something, Mr. Vice President, what's a graduated inventory plan, huh? How about supply and demand? Hey, Fred! What's two and two?

Fred Flintstone: I didn't come here to talk business, I'm out with my wife! Now... get me a clean spoon.

Barney Rubble: That does it. The only reason you got that job, is because I switched tests with you.

Betty Rubble: Oh, Barney!

Fred Flintstone: Oh, ho-ho! That's rich! What good would it do me to switch tests with the guy that got the lowest score in the quarry?

Barney Rubble: Think about it, Fred.

Betty Rubble: Oh, finally. It all makes sense.

Wilma: You don't believe this, do you?

Betty Rubble: Are you calling my husband a liar?

Wilma: Now, this has gone far enough. After everything that we've done for you. We took you into our home.

Betty Rubble: Oh, yes? So, you can show off every chance you've got.

[Wilma gasps]

Betty Rubble: You used to be such nice people, but now... you're just a couple of rich snobs! Mmm!

Fred Flintstone: Better than being a couple of petty ingrates.

[Betty gasps]

Betty Rubble: [to Barney] Come on, Barney. We are moving out, tonight!

Barney Rubble: Hang on, Betty... I forgot to punch-out.

[Barney punches Fred in the face]