Betty Johnson Quotes in Susan's Plan (1998)

Betty Johnson: You're my only truly sick friend, Susan.

Betty Johnson: If it's a choice between me ending up a cocktail waitress or Paul being dead, there's just no contest.

Betty Johnson: [on the phone] Susan?

Susan Holland: Yes?

Betty Johnson: Paul's going to be all right.

Susan Holland: Shit!

Sam Myers: What is it?

Susan Holland: Paul's going to be all right.

Sam Myers: Shit!

Bill: Fuck!

Steve: Damn it!

Betty Johnson: Hi shortcake, how're you feeling?

Paul Holland: Better now... give me a kiss.

[puckers up, Betty gives him a peck on the lips]

Paul Holland: You call that a kiss?

Sam Myers: [on the phone] Betty?

Betty Johnson: Who's this?

Sam Myers: It's Sam.

Betty Johnson: Gee Sam, how do you shoot a guy 3 times at close range and not kill him?

Sam Myers: I don't know, you'll have to ask Bill and Steve that when you see them.

Bill: She'll have to ask us what, Sam?

Paul Holland: Why do you have that look on your face?

Betty Johnson: I thought I could do it, I thought I could do anything for enough money...

Paul Holland: Do you know the guys who shot me?

Betty Johnson: Yes... they're just two guys I know, it's Sam and Susan, it's Susan's plan, it was her idea, not mine.

Paul Holland: To kill me?

Betty Johnson: Yes.

Betty Johnson: I understand you're... you're a scientist. You know you and Vern have a lot in common.

Diane Ashley: Oh... uhh, really?

Vern Johnson: That's how I make all my money... kinda scientific you know... through chemicals.

Diane Ashley: Oh, you're a chemist?

Betty Johnson: You dont understand, Vern invented a new kind of chemical toilet... you know the kind they use at construction sites.

Vern Johnson: Sold the business though... sold out to my partner... just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

[Laugh]

Vern Johnson: Uhh Say

[looks over shoulder at wife]

Vern Johnson: Uhh, say, can I buy you a drink? A pretty girl like you shouldn't be drinking alone.

Diane Ashley: No thank you Mister and Mrs. Johnson...

[Looks at Bartender]

Diane Ashley: Umm Goodnight

[leaves]