Barney Coopersmith Quotes in My Blue Heaven (1990)

Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: Barney, look at the way you eat pancakes!

Wally Bunting: How does he eat pancakes?

Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for eating pancakes.

Barney Coopersmith: So the bottom pancake gets the same amount of syrup as the first.

Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for *everything*!

[Vinnie palms off a $100 bill to Barney]

Barney Coopersmith: You don't tip FBI men!

Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Sure you do!