Tristan Bernard quotes:

A critic is a virgin who would teach Don Juan how to make love.

To live happily with other people, ask of them only what they can give.

Men are always sincere. They change sincerities, that's all.

To have grown wise and kind is real success.

To lead others out of darkness, let them see your light.

Wearing a hat confers undeniable authority over those without one.

God created the world, but it is the devil who keeps it going.

In the theatre the audience want to be surprised - but by things that they expect.

Men give their confidence at once, but never their money.

To be happy with human beings, we should not ask them for what they cannot give.

To ignore your conscience is to invite trouble.

To live happily with other people one should ask of them only what they can give.

When we are not rich enough to be able to purchase happiness, we must not approach to near and gaze on it in shop windows.