Trisha Goddard quotes:

If you go to most third world countries, the older woman dispenses advice to the arguing couple while other members of the family, or even the village, sit around and listen. It is no big deal.

I'll get into a pattern where I start sleeping only between 12 and 3.30, and go for weeks like that.

Daddy loves you, but he smacks you, and he can shout at you and smash things, but Daddy still loves you. So when you get into a relationship with someone who does all of that, why would it be unusual?

Why don't you compare me to Sally Jessy Raphael?

I find myself thinking: Oh God, now what? I always have to have a new plan, otherwise I get very, very bored.

It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade.

I work very hard to keep on an even keel as far as alcohol is concerned.

Because my father was a psychiatric nurse, I know my way around the system.

We see the people that have got stars in their eyes, but if you've really got what it takes, you can get from, say the beginnings, to the top in about five years.

I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop.

Psychiatrists always say, Oh, we're very professional. I use exercise as my medication.

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool.

I had this stereotypical view that black people apart from me probably threw stones and lived in huts.

I suppose in London they all drink from the same watering holes.

I've had a lot of cognitive behavioural therapy, and am having a family now.

It is ridiculous that somebody picks up the phone and calls somebody they see on television. Why don't they call somebody in their area? Don't they know about that?

I can be horrifically single-minded.

I am a smiling depressive.

I don't do game shows.

I'll get up in the morning while they've all got hangovers and run my 5 miles. But the women who do run are usually 10 years younger than me and they're really obsessed about running. That's all they do. They're really boring.

There is a learning quality in all of our shows.

I am an addictive personality.

Somebody like me wouldn't have gone on to the Trisha show because I already had a public profile.

I guess it's the age group of students; You are questioning life. Then there are those who actually see their problems reflected in it.

I was in danger of having my children taken away from me when I needed five weeks in psychiatric care ... There is the smiling depressive which is the biggest time bomb and when they go they usually go with a bang, which was me ...

Most of my peers in television seem to be from a different planet. I don't hang out with any of them.

Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings.

You should never ever ever have somebody else who is the foundation of your life. You need to be the foundation of your own sh*t.