Tom Sims quotes:

Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.

I heard that women are attracted to bad boys, so every once in a while, I throw a recyclable into the regular garbage.

I've practiced meditation most of my life. It's better than lying around doing nothing.

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.