Tom Sharpe quotes:

If a little knowledge was a dangerous thing, a lot was lethal.

All is fair in love, war and tax evasion.

I have yet to met a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the unessentials.

We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot.

I don't want to hear what the price of meat is.

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.