Thomas Lansing Masson quotes:

You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

A mind is as strong as its weakest think.

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.