The Undertaker quotes:

Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now.

If you try me, I will make you famous.

The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all!

Allow the purity of evil to guide you.

You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!

I don`t make mistakes. I bury them.

I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I'm still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.

Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven.

Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven

There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all.

Tonight, there will be a sacrafice!

Be afraid...be VERY afraid!

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you're not going to like the view.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!

I've crippled more people than polio.

Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.

You can not kill that which is already dead.

You can't hide... from The Deadman.