Ted Knight quotes:

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Of course I could have retired anytime. But retiring would drive me crazy.

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

There are ogres and black beasts out there; you have to be constantly on guard.