Tara Sivec quotes:

It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth

I suddenly had a vision of my sperm swimming around and talking in Bruce Willis's voice like in Look Who's TalkingCome on! Swim faster! This little shit has no idea we escaped from the condom! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

Getting a group of rowdy, blue-collar workers together in one room and putting in a tape that shows a guy in a leisure suit putting his hand on his secretary's ass and you've got complete and total anarchy, ladies and gentleman.