Tammy Blackwell quotes:

Are you a murderer?""That depends, are you one of those animal activist[s] that believe meat is murder?

John Davis smells like Play-Doh. When we were in elementary school, it wasn't a big deal. I mean, we were kids. Play-Doh was pretty high on the awesome scale. But there comes a time when a guy should stop smelling like crafting supplies and develop a more manly scent, like campfire or gym floor.