Steve Goodman quotes:

Bought the Vegematic and Pocket Fisherman, too, illuminated illustrated history of Life, and Boxcar Willie.

But the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan

If the Cubs were to win (The World Series) it would be a coronary event for me.

The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to play the Mandolin.

You better get it while you can

People don't understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.

There they were sitting at the bar, these two Luscious babes, and they were Siamese twins.

You know the law of averages says: Anything will happen that can