Stan Freberg quotes:

The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!

All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!

Most folks call them green onions, but

Most folks call them green onions, but they're really scallions.

Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know how it is...

You can make sounds and music out of pretty much anything with a little imagination and putting your mind to it!