Sheamus quotes:

I was the one who finally ended Daniel Bryan's career.

Well the truth is, Santino didn't beat me, because I beat myself.

Whom would you like to put throught a table next? The entire cast of New Moon. They're trying to portray vampires, but they look like a bunch of sissy models.

Are you not aware that my profession involves beating the living hell out of some poor-unfortunate wearing nothing more than a pair of green lycra knicks? I'm practically naked each time I step in the ring. But I tend to cover up my privates in public. No one likes ginger pubes.

The sun. I hate the sun.