Scott Adsit quotes:

'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our lives.

Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our lives.

Wikipedia gets a lot of things wrong.

I still feel very close to the people I wrote shows with and some of the people I toured with. I feel very close to them, like a family or like college friends who you know and who have seen you at your worst and you spend 14 hours driving a van all piled on top of each other.

I went to film school at Columbia and did that for a couple years, and really thought I was going to be a filmmaker, and then I kind of drifted over to the acting side after that.

New York has surprised me a couple of times. I was a snob about pizza, but I've found one or two places that allow me to forget deep dish for a while.

Improv is... gods creating worlds.

In an infinite multiverse, there is no such thing as fiction.

Most sitcoms and cartoons, especially, you can rely on, because they go back to square one at the beginning of every episode.

I've heard New York actors say Chicago actors intimidate them because apparently we're the real nitty-gritty actors who're in a town where being onstage doesn't necessarily get you anything except your craft.

I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly.

I enjoy doing physical comedy.