Sasheer Zamata quotes:

It's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment.

My mom on Pitbull: 'I'm glad he's a star, b/c if he wasn't and I just saw him on the street I'd think he was going to steal from me.'

My mom's response after seeing a sign that read 'Love God, People and Life': 'Well a lot of people don't like people.'