Ryan Shawcross quotes:

Let us not foist this humbug on the world.

I feel that I've had a happy life, not a very useful life, but a happy one.

All my moves were designed to promote the happiness and wellbeing of my family, rather than fame.

We are the masters at the moment and shall be for some considerable time.

Getting up and criticising the other fellow because he's in and you are not seems to me a futile waste of time. Especially as you know in your heart that you would be doing more or less the same thing if you were in his place.