Rupert Giles quotes:

Pardon me for finding the glass half full.

Books smell. Musty and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer, it has no texture, no context. It's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then the getting of knowledge should be tangible, it should be...smelly.

From time to time, I am asked--by people with an alarming lack of tact--why a man like myself, who has demonstrated an affinity for working with children, has none of his own. Other people's children are quite enough, thank you.

I'd best head to the library. Research beckons.

Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.

To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it.

I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.

The earth is definitely doomed.

Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element.

Well, I know I'm back in America now. I've been knocked unconscious.