Ron Shock quotes:

Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a way with words.

It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way. I have no regrets. I like what I do.

I didn't get rich and famous, but I do what I love.

There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do.

I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories.

If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything.

I'm an orator, a raconteur.

I have a routine I go through on the days that I work, and I don't want to divert from that.