Robert Lembke quotes:

Thrift: a way to spend money without having the least little bit of pleasure from it.

Sympathy one receives for nothing, envy must be earned

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Sympathy one receives for nothing, envy must be earned.

When I first went into the active Army, you could tell someone to move a chair across the room. Now you have to tell them why.