Richard Madeley quotes:

WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.

When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe

IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !

That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!

YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?