Richard Harris quotes:

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

Knight without fear and without reproach.

I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

Winning the Pulitzer is not that big a deal. I have seen hundreds of plays that have won the prize and you couldn't sit half way through it. The Pulitzer is a common prize that means very little.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.

The reality was that Warner wasn't there. If there were two people or 20 people identifying him, they were wrong.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

There's more fiction in my life than in books, so I don't bother with them.

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

No one trusts me any more. I spent half the movie Maigret (1988) (TV) arguing with people and I was accused of causing big on-set rows. But what they won't tell you is I fought for Simeneon. I fought for the maintenance of quality. I don't believe in lyin.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.