Rich Burlew quotes:

Durkon: You're only saying that because you don't want the world to end.Roy: Of course I'm only saying that because I don't want the world to end. This is not an otherwise common topic of conversation .

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument.

I think I just had an evilgasm.

It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn't know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me.

You should have seen the look on your skull...