Ray Hudson quotes:

Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.

I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock

But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?

We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.

And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much

Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank

Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say "you're one of us now kid"

They tell me that all men are equal in God's eyes, this player (Messi) makes you seriously think about those words.

Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.

Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.