N. F. Simpson quotes:

Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.

I eat merely to put food out of my mind.

Each of us as he receives his private trouncings at the hands of fate is kept in good heart by hearing of the moth in his brother's parachute and the scorpion in his neighbor's underwear.

Remember, to them it is us who are the enemy.

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.