Mojo Nixon quotes:

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.

You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.

I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.

She's vibrator dependent.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

That's one of the problems with making music your business, it becomes a business. You're no longer just this kid who is a fan and going to see every show. I've been in a bar every night for the last 15 years. Going to see bands for me is work.

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.