Michael Winner quotes:

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

During the Sixties, the Americans thought I was the greatest thing in the history of cinema.

If you want art, don't mess about with movies. Buy a Picasso.

As you get older, you have more time on your hands. Some people do croswords and others jigsaws, but I garden.

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

The truth of the matter is that muggers are very interesting people.

But when you look at the rubbish who are getting these awards and the absolute non-service they have given to the nation other than financing or working for political parties, you say, 'What company am I in?'.

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN

I diet between meals.

Life is lived in real places, and I shoot in real places.

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

Winner knows nothing about food.