Matt Stone quotes:

And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.

I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.

We've been around long enough and have been to enough award shows to know that it is easy to lose to Phil Collins at any time.

I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.'

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood,

We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese.

We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.

It's the business of movies, it's the fights that go along with the level of budget, and more than anything, it's the creative constipation of having to live with one idea for two or three years. It's just not that fun.

Once you get yourselves into things that are working on a deeper level, you just have to keep going. When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

Mormonism has this great cheesy aesthetic - when you watch their videos, it's almost as if they're about to flash a smile at the camera and burst into song. Mormon cheesiness is so close to musical cheesiness.

I just get my news from the Internet.

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Sometimes I wish I could get fired.

There are good characters and bad characters.

If you're working with a band and you really want to work them into the episode, you've got to say to them, "Look, we need you around every day and on Tuesday night all night because we need you to do voices as we're changing stuff." We do the show so quickly, and you just can't get bands to do that. It's not really fair.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that.

You can make fun of everything.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

It is like football with coaches, like, 'We're only going to think about the next game.' It is really true, all you think is, 'Okay, we have to make a good next episode.

I may have my personal political thing, but we never wanted it to stain the show.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.

Anything you do to lose weight should be as easy as it can possibly be and still deliver results.

How many fluids should you take in daily? That is an unanswerable question with all of the variables that affect our fluid needs at any given time. If you meet anyone who can answer that question for you, run away quickly.

I hate conservatives, but I really ... hate liberals.

I love to musicalize things. You do employ a whole level of gravity. You use the emotional heft of music.

I think the neoatheists have set atheism back a few decades. And I'm a self-described atheist.

I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.

I would never want the show to be a Democrat show or Republican show, because for us the show's more important than that. It isn't for everybody else in the world, but it is for us.

I would vote for a Mormon.

I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?

I'm concerned about people being happy,

So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives' same show and conservatives say 'That's awesome, you took on liberals.

The pride of the hipster food movement is sort of annoying, but it fascinates me.

We are entertainers. We're trying to entertain people.

We've had musical stuff in the show [ South Park] forever. That's mostly because Trey's a big musical fan, and he's a great songwriter. He's been writing songs his whole life. So since the beginning, we've always put a lot of musical moments.

When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.

With religion I was always like, Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?