Mark McKinney quotes:

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!