Mark Gungor quotes:

Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.

Marriage problems are relationship problems, they are the result of how two people interact with each other. You may abandon a troubled marriage, but you will still bring the way you interact with others along with you.

Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.

You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.

You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?

If you want the benefit of having an ox, you're going to have to endure the poo that comes with it. The goal is to have a positive poo to ox ratio.