Mark Corrigan quotes:

Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy. Welcome to the real world.

Careful, there's man love and there's business love, and never the twain shall meet.

I'm becoming the Fuhrer - the Fuhrer of Laughs!

Jeremy, there are many things I would do to help you, but digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you've killed is not one of them.

So what if I don't really love her. Charles didn't really love Diana and they were alright. Sort of.

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.

i suppose doing things you hate is the price you pay to avoid loneliness.

Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality.

I'm just another reject slowly slipping out of the gene pool to get hoovered up by the sex industry.