Lois Greiman quotes:

What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.

Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.

A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.