Lois Gould quotes:

My favorite question that is asked only of women is, 'What do you do with yourself all day?' The only possible answer is, 'Make nuclear bombs in my bathroom. Just little ones, though.

Power for men means the ability to make things happen ... The female definition of power is the ability not to have to please.

Life is the only sentence which doesn't end with a period.

[On children:] Being built closer to the floor, they can dust the baseboards in half the time.