Lia Habel quotes:
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Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!
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The air currents must have steered me wrong, for I ended up far off course, and by "far off course" I mean "headed in the opposite direction entirely."
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I walked to the table and picked it up, doing as he asked. And then it struck me that I was setting a so-called zombie's alarm clock for him, and I swear I heard something snap in my ears. I started laughing uproariously.I heard the monster's bemused voice outside, asking me if I was alright, but that just made it funnier.
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