Leslie Jones quotes:

I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy.

The way we value black beauty has changed. I'm single now, but back in the slave days, I would have never been single. I'm 6 feet tall and I'm strong. Look at me, I'm a Mandingo.

I take care of everybody. I'm either hugging you or making sure that you're not sick, because my backpack has every kind of medicine in it.

My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.

I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup.

When you're writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can't just be out of the air.