Laurence Stallings quotes:

Ah, there should be a young man, ein schone Junge carrying Blumen, a bouquet of roses. There should be cold Rhine wine and Strausswaltzes, and on the long way home kisses in the shadow of an archway, like a Cinderella.

All you've got is the word of a fool dog. It's been my experience that a bloodhound is the foolishest dog that is. I don't remember of anybody ever keeping a bloodhound for a yard dog. They're such dad blasted fools.

Boy, you'll have a fair trial. Race, creed or color, justice will be done in my courtroom.

Hollywood-a place where the inmates are in charge of the asylum.