Kirk Kirkpatrick quotes:

If at first you don't succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.

Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year just doesn't have a Mastercard.

If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.

If the Lord had meant us to pay income taxes, he'd have made us smart enough to prepare the return.

Take a lesson from the mosquito. She never waits for an opening - she makes one.