Kelli Jae Baeli quotes:

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants

You can bail water 24/7, and no matter how good you are at not sinking, you still have a hole in your boat.

Morality comes from religion? There are no Baptist babies or Catholic babies or Muslim babies. Religion is imposed on children by adults and society, and morality is an evolutionary adaptation. Period.

When one hits the bottom of the Desperation Barrel, there is always someone down there

You're only responsible for being honest, not for someone else's reaction to your honesty.

You have to be able to recognize your truths in the daylight before you can find them in the dark.

Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger...unless it instead snaps your spine. Then it makes you a paraplegic.

Am I too much for the world, or is the world too much for me?

I want to make the choice that gives an accurate impression of who I am; and who I am is someone who wants to be ethical, evolved, yet not at all an oil pan for the machinations of the morally corrupt.