Karl Lehenbauer quotes:

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.

C is the assembly language of Tcl.

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

Let's give discredit where discredit is due.

Little else matters than to write good code.

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

We're the weirdest monkeys ever.

What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with...

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.