Julian Tuwim quotes:

Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.

Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.

Life--a lifelong death sentence.

Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.

Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.

A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?

Success--something your friends will never forgive you.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.