Judy Carter quotes:

In L.A relationships don't last. You go on a vacation and break up by the time you come home. Thank God for one-hour photo, so you can see your vacation photos while you're still in the relationship.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents.