Jon Gries quotes:

If we descended from space aliens, that's just as viable as Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, as far as I'm concerned.

I don't care what your religion is, as long as it doesn't chastise anybody that's not part of it.

It's great to be paid, but it's better to do something original that's going to be memorable.

Actually, it seems like every time I'm about to pack it in, that's when I get a job.

I am a closet metal fan.

I don't always want to play the wacky, crazy parts. I love having the opportunity to play a regular person in an irregular situation in a very realistic way.