John Hennessy quotes:

Michael: "Thing is, I'd like to go out with you. What are you doing on Saturday?"Siobhan: "Committing suicide."Michael: "Alright then, what are you doing on Friday?"(from Stormling, 2014)

Michael: Thing is, I'd like to go out with you. What are you doing on Saturday?Siobhan: Committing suicide.Michael: Alright then, what are you doing on Friday?(from Stormling, 2014)

There. We can be friends now.""Someone like you could never be my friend.""Why ever not?""Because I'm a nice person, and you're a sick, twisted bitch.