John Hegley quotes:
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In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden
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Before you ridicule, remember somebody on a railway platform who seems to be train spotting may actually be writing poetry.
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My grandmother used to say before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses make sure you're not on about the muck on your own her glasses were filthy
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